A LeRagetter (Rage in a Letter)

The letter written to Romeo by Tybalt....

To the heir of the other house, Romeo Montague:

          How dare you? Show up at OUR party the other day? I'd just like you to know that I can kill you in less than a second. They call me a being worse than the Prince of Cats. I know that you are dumb and therefore don't know who that is so let me dumb it down for you a little. The Prince of Cats is from Medieval folklore who's name is the same as mine. Remember, the Capulet house IS the greater house. And if you even dare to look at anyone, ESPECIALLY JULIET, don't think I'll hesitate to kill you. One slice of my sword and you'll be dead. Did you think I didn't see the way you looked at her. Uncle seems to think that your well-mannered and have done nothing disgraceful and were an honorable guest last night, but I know better. You shouldn't have come last night. I have decided to challenge you, fencing. Be prepared to lose, Montague.

                                                                                                               You have no hope,

                                                                                                               Tybalt Capulet