Fuming my Fumes!

(An after-scene commentary by Romeo)

How DARE THEY!? Mocking Rosaline like that?! If it had been the fair Juliet they were mocking, I would have surely had their hides. Then again, they do not know about Juliet, so they most probably wouldn't. After all, they were right when Mercutio and Benvolio said that I merely lusted after Rosaline. The true woman who holds my heart happens to be Juliet. Oh, how fair Juliet is. In fact, I can already compose a poem for her.

(clears throat and starts reciting a poem off the top of his head)

A feather is no lighter than you,

and the sun no brighter. 

The stars shine, 

For you I have built a shrine.

You reside in my heart,

We are together even though we must be apart.

The dance we shared,

The beautiful name you spared.

The two kisses we cherished,

This is the one experience I missed.

My heart recognized you as its mate,

I hope you give me your heart before it's too late.